you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
JE SUS
Vampires are ascended from wolves, they can last a few hours in sunlight as they get a sunburn that keeps getting worse, they don’t bite but scratch and lick and they can be killed by conventional means.
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