lizzymodblog:

adurot:

nearlyentertainment:

I’m gonna go hit on people now, see what’ll happen. Any suggestions?

Don’t hit them in the mouth. Teeth are sharp and that thing is full of germs.

Hit them under the chin instead. They’ll feel it in the mouth.

Hit them with the palm of your hand so you don’t hurt your fingers. You need fingers to do things like draw and masturbate.