kelpiesnshit:

Take this as a fuckin’ PSA or some shit. I’ve got something to talk to you guys about.

As you know, I’m open for commissions in order to save up money to spend when Dan visits, and to make a cushion for me to start supporting myself with.

Now, idk if you people (not all of you, just a certain group of you) think sending me fake commissions is a good way to boost my confidence or funny or some shit, but it’s fucking not.

And all you people who say “oh, I’ll get back to you tomorrow” and never get back to me, yeah, I’m counting you as fake.

I’ve had over 9 people flip floping around me doing the “back to you tomorrow” dance since I opened my commissions, and I’m sick of it.

I’m not making money off your inability to choose what you fucking want.

I wouldn’t care if you actually got back to me, but most of you now just fucking aren’t and I’m loosing my time and missing out on money I could be making because of it.

That being said, if you contact me about a commission you have to order THE DAY you contact me, or REALLY get back to me the next day or I’ll fucking kick your slot out and you’ll have to re-contact me to get it back.

Do the flip flop too many times?
No commission for you.

I’m not going to be your baby sitter and keep messaging you about it either, I’m not going to treat you like spoon-fed babies. I’ll send one message and after that if you don’t at least keep me updated I’ll be done with you.

Need a few days to thing? That’s FINE, just keep me updated, message me about your ideas, don’t just fucking dissapear.

Need time to get your money together? Righty’o! But don’t just never get it together. Tell me when you do, or if you wont be able to. Give me a general time frame, something.

So, my rants over.

Please, if you are actually interested in a commission from me, contact me.

Have a good day.

It’s even worse than leaving behind those shitty fake $10 bills that say crap like “if you believe in god, money will come your way”