Silver Tongue

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

I can confirm that pants without pockets are the biggest shit ever.

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