Come off anon so i can fuck you like the clown you are

no? that doesnt sound like something id do. I mean, i myself draw NSFW art so im not exactly quick to make accusations.

thanks! im doin a lot of stuff i wanted today

pee your pants

dont think that will work. They didnt even listen to the creators of the original show.

beedle absolutely fucks. he’s himbo material. a goddamn dumbass for staking his entire livelyhood on an airship hes gotta keep pedaling to stay afloat. With all that workout hes gotta be thicc as hell

ganon does NOT fuck.

Sorry but thems the breaks. In his gerudo form, he spent his life hunting the triforce, studying magic and trying to stop link. he didnt have the time. Where was he gonna get puss or be pegged? in the sacred realm? the only one there is rarues crusty old man schlong. and then when he broke free he was spent is time raising a bird to steal people.

in the kid timeline he got hunted down and exiled to the twilight realm where he became a giant floating magical flaming head. As much as zant offered theres no way for ganon to fuck

and dont get me started on the downfall timeline. he was brooding in his tower with the full triforce and nary a puss in sight. he had to disguise himself as some jackass wizard just to go to the grocery store in the light world.

To answer the question. ganon does NOT fuck.

There are around 170000 of words in the english language. There are a near infinite number of ways to arrange them to convey an idea. I have conveyed many ideas through many combinations of words. I have combined words to express personal opinions. I have combined words to tell stories. I’ve even combined words in never before ways into nonsensical shitposts. But never once in my 24 years, 8 months and 24 days of living on this planet have I ever combined words in any way that would even be remotely close to supporting trump.

I dont know where you got the idea that me, a poly, half latina, lower middleclass trans woman would in any way say anything in favour of him but i guarantee you that you are wrong.

I know. its just extremely frustrating that desktop has become less functional than mobile

I am extremely dyslexic. I CANNOT read uninterrupted blocks of text. its been fairly manageable over the years due to the reblogs breaking the posts up into easy to parse chunks for the most part as well as make it clear as to who was saying what. My main conniption with the new style is that it does not break the post up nor tell who said what.

Lets look like an old iconic post shall we?

There is no indication of which person is saying what or even how many people are involved in this chain. this removes all incentive to even bother trying to read or figure out whats going on. Its not a matter of literacy, its a matter of functionality.