an incomplete list of why snape is not redeemed for crying once while he was dying

-He was a magic nazi and only stopped because a girl he liked cried. He didnt stop his prejudice though

-obssessed over a girl who was nice to him a couple times and didnt accept that she didnt have feelings for him.

-was an asshole to an orphan because his mother didnt reciprocate his feelings

-was an asshole to a kid whose parents were tortured into insanity because he blamed him partially for the death of the girl he likes because neville could have been the child of prophecy instead of harry

-reported lupin for being a werewolf which allowed umbridge to pass a bill to systematically oppress werewolves

-Held resentment towards his fellow professors because he kept getting passed up for being DADA instructor due to being an asshole and made no effort to change to be a proper instructor


Theres probably more that im forgetting but this is what i can remember off the top of my head. Snapes an irredeemable asshole that made no effort to be a better person. his working against voldemort was purely for selfish means.

you know, harry would have been extremely fucking useless if more wizards got wrist straps for their wands.

Him: what’s wrong?

Me internally: It’s reasonable that Tom had a nose when on the back of Quarrel’s head in the first film. When Peter resurrected him partially he used an incomplete ritual to form the body without the nose and then they used that scarred body as a base to do the proper ritual to restore him to full power

Me: nothing.

Ah yes the mauraders

James potter

Peter short person

wolf wolf

and dog black

you know, i bet making a paper airplane with your name on it and flying it into the goblet of fire would have worked. I mean, theres no magic involved in doing so and considering how absolutely dependant on magic the wizarding world is, they seem to completely forget about non magical solutions to puzzles.

why the fuck was durmstrang so extra?

Like, absolute deadpan while ding gymnastics and flag twirling. Its like if captain holt ran a wizard school. deadpan but extra

Snape is incel

James is chad

Reblog and put in your tags what your hogwarts house and your patronus is

fuck yeah

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otters are rad as shit!

If someone activated a factory reset on you

and you reverted back to your most basic fandom, what fandom would it be? Put it in the tags