Or do you want to remain for another day?

Just some examples of turquoises parenting skills.

Decided to make a lapis lazuli villager as my first.

what the hell is that?

((cheshire belongs to @rosexknight and the beam of light belongs to @ask-wiggles))

!switch lapis has trouble keeping her jewelry store afloat what with rumors of her family having affiliations with the mafia being spread and the fact that it’s on a not so safe neighborhood. If it weren’t for the quality of the jewelry that are hoof crafted by her herself, she would be homeless.

!switch AU is an AU that @rosexknight me and @hoofprint-is-spooky are working on where the wonderland paints are not paints and the not paints of wonderland are paints.

Stop, lapis lazuli, this is not the way…

@rosexknight

annaiese:

Which of your oc’s:

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Looks like they will kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like they could actually kill you, and will actually kill you.

Pulled a rosexknight

oops, someone needs attention

It was the entire reason you were even born and you can’t even do it. Your brother may have left and did whatever he did but he was never even supposed to exist. You are an even bigger disappointment than he will ever be.

So I made a dopplefetch for Lapis. I love torturing her. 

rosexknight:

“I could big myself down with such trivial things, but I’m secure enough about myself to take a more subtle approach. After all, just by looking at me those lesser will be able to tell I’m better than they. Class is all about how you carry yourself. Not the gems you wear around your neck.”

It is much easier to display your status by wearing gems around your neck than it is to carry a large portrait. I assume that’s what you mean by “carrying yourself” after all, that’s all your company really has, class wise.