Impa: Kakariko used to be home to the shiekah but we were all wiped out with me the sole survivor. So I opened its gates for the public to take refuge in
Link: oh thats rough. Was it because of the hylian civil war?
Impa: No. its because we drank corpse water
Link: come again?
Impa: Yeah we sealed undead monstrosities under the well to rot for eternity. As a result we got sick constantly. I was spared because i spent most of my life tending to the princess and had clean water
Link: Well at least you destroyed the evils poisoning the well before opening it to the public, right?
Impa: …
Link: Right? You.. You did do that right? cmon you cant leave me hanging onthis one
Impa: OH hey do you hear that? I think zelda is calling me. I gotta go!
silver-tongues-blog:
silver-tongues-blog:
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen*
Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *jumps onscreen and does a short fortnite dance*
Heroes Shade: I once obtained baby zoras that were kidnapped by pirates and I sold them to a shady pawn shop owner
silver-tongues-blog:
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen*
Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
What exactly is Gale of the Wild? Is it simply a role swap or something?
Anonymous
yeah its an AU where instead of link being the last surviving champion, it was revali so hes the one who got the 100 year sleep while everyone else is stuck as ghosts in divine beasts
Gale of the Wild part 3. lets see how an amnesiac Revali fairs with human interraction
I have decided on a name for this AU. I call it “Gale of the Wild”
So ive been cooking up this AU in my head lately
its a beautiful day in skyloft and you are a horrible groose
