Impa: Kakariko used to be home to the shiekah but we were all wiped out with me the sole survivor. So I opened its gates for the public to take refuge in
Link: oh thats rough. Was it because of the hylian civil war?
Impa: No. its because we drank corpse water
Link: come again?
Impa: Yeah we sealed undead monstrosities under the well to rot for eternity. As a result we got sick constantly. I was spared because i spent most of my life tending to the princess and had clean water
Link: Well at least you destroyed the evils poisoning the well before opening it to the public, right?
Impa: …
Link: Right? You.. You did do that right? cmon you cant leave me hanging onthis one
Impa: OH hey do you hear that? I think zelda is calling me. I gotta go!
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen* Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *jumps onscreen and does a short fortnite dance* Heroes Shade: I once obtained baby zoras that were kidnapped by pirates and I sold them to a shady pawn shop owner
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
Heroes Shade: *catches a basketball from offscreen and tosses it elsewhere offscreen* Heroes Shade: We subjugated the entirety of the gerudo race for the crimes of just three. Most of them were being mind controlled by the gerudo witches that raised their king who was but a puppet controlled by an ancient demons curse
Heroes Shade: *sips coffee which flows out of his open ribcage onto the floor below. he slowly turns to the camera*
Heroes Shade: “I caused a genocide”
What exactly is Gale of the Wild? Is it simply a role swap or something?
yeah its an AU where instead of link being the last surviving champion, it was revali so hes the one who got the 100 year sleep while everyone else is stuck as ghosts in divine beasts
Now when you say hero do you mean like… Protagonist trying to defeat evil or do you mean the literal chosen hero of hylia because those are two different things. he does have just as much motivation to defeat ganon as link does in botw so in that sense hes the hero but link was still the one who pulled the master sword from the pedestal a hundred years prior.
its a beautiful day in skyloft and you are a horrible groose
Link: I paid the other champions 5 rupees each to call him ‘ravioli’
Revali: I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Din: LInk youre back! what happened to your ship?
Link: its a long story. I can tell you but i really just wanna rest
Seagull: SQUACK
Link: no thats din. Zelda is that one *points to zelda*
Seagull: SQUACK
Link: What are you talking about? she totally looks like you!
okay so imagine
that youre the king of a desert people and just aided the king of a foreign land win a civil war. you just made an alliance and your desert now flies its banner alongside the lush vibrant kingdom you just befriended. They can provide aid to your people who are struggling to survive. The neighbor kings daughter doesnt trust you because she had some nightmares but shes a kid. THEN some kid who smells like hes never washed in the 12 years hes lived and is wearing ratty clothes and has spiders in his hair, I mean he looks like he lived his life feral in the forest and only just walked out. he claims to be a kid from the future and that you take over the world. Whatever. Just another kid parroting what his parents probably told him about your desert people and letting his imagination run wild. except suddenly hes got some ancient artifact that the king you just made an alliance with has sworn to protect. This kid comes in with a stolen artifact and claims that youre the one who wanted to take it. And the king is like treatys over. Then you gotta fight a 12 year long war with them because the king would rather believe some kid than the person who fought alongside him during the civil war. and the worst part is that the king makes this feral child a knight. the fuck is up with that?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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