Silver Tongue
<p> <b>Dad talking about a feed the beast mod pack:</b> I want to build a quarry before I have the power or storage to actually use it because I don't want to go out and mine for the materials to create the other stuff<p/><b>Me:</b> oh gee, its almost like while half the game is about crafting, the other half is built around mining<p/></p>

This is a thing. It actually seems a lot like the game.

the fallen kingdom trilogy for those who want to watch it in order





Mianite Season 2

what we expected:


What we got:







sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

Okay, let me tell you a thing.
Anyone who watches captain sparklez knows about his mianite streams. Well, one of the people he streams with, Tom, miss sang the song “hard knock life” as “hard butt life” and everyone made fun of him. Between Jordan, Sonja, Tucker, Wag and Toms viewers, they managed to get #HardButtLife the number one world wide trend on twitter.


Now here’s the funny part. Someone at Charmin, the toilet paper company noticed the odd trend and tweeted a response

You think this kind of thing is funny but it actually happens. Even when the meme was just a one day joke. 


The best part is that the Mianite crew are working with charmin to get a lifetime supply of toilet paper and possibly a sponsorship.

My most evil minecraft story is that one day, I made a short underground tunnel system that ran under all the player houses and set them on fire from below before covering the tunnel up. when players were distracted by the fires, I would break the chests in other houses and burn everything inside. So eventually the whole town was burned. All the stuff was lost and it was because the owner pissed me off. It was all on lan and we were all in the same room. She came and unplugged my computer but I had my revenge. I don’t know why I was thinking about this.

Why did nobody make this one yet?

I drew Lady Ianite, the goddess of balance.

I drew Lady Ianite, the goddess of balance.

Imagine if minecraft added a thirst system like their hunger system.

My dad just started playing minecraft. He was so excited to show me his first house, a 10x10x5 squar of cobble.