Silver Tongue
Horsea, what the fuck you doing by the wine? You’re not even 21

Horsea, what the fuck you doing by the wine? You’re not even 21

astrofyre:
“ Seriously, guys. Nothing is ever that worth it, not even Pokemon.
”
Theres a time and place for everything

astrofyre:

Seriously, guys. Nothing is ever that worth it, not even Pokemon.

Theres a time and place for everything

My car broke down in an unfamiliar neighborhood but I’m able to make it back to my car because I parked right next to a Pokemon go gym

fieldbears:

knitmeapony:

glumshoe:

So is Pokemon Go essentially a sneaky exercise app?

Sorta!  It’s a way to gameify collecting mapping and walking data from people, actually, but it doubles as an exercise app, or at least a get-out-of-the-house app.

The metadata (time/location) from each captured Pokemon alone could be datamining gold for the right people, but at the same time, picture for one moment the unavoidable truth that it will also someday be used to exonerate someone

“So, Mr. Briggs, you claim that you were at the park all night, and not at the bar with the victim? What proof do you have?”

“This Vulpix.”

Or better yet, convict someone. “mr Anderson, you claim you never saw the victim the night she was murdered but this witness has proof that you were talking to her in the park half an hour before she was killed. *shows pokemon go picture* there you are talking to her right behind thrust small electric rodent.”

I saw a spearow, there was a catterpie on my car, an eggsecute blocking me, a zubat chilling and a deerling.

Time to start my Pokemon Journey

Time to start my Pokemon Journey

LOOK AT THRSE CUTIES

Nikki Minaj: "What compelled you to climb up on the stage while I am preforming?"
Me: "There is a jiggly puff right behind you!"
Nikki Minaj: "Holy shit are you serious?"
*Nikki Minaj starts doing the pokemon rap*
Mountain supplies salesman: so what made you wanna climb mt Everest?
Me: I need to catch a regice