girlwiththegreenhat:

♪♫♪ shine bright like a diamond –

TOO FUCKING BRIGHT OH GOD MY EYES-

space-is-out-there:

space-is-out-there:

Steven Universe Theory Time

So, lets talk about the what I like to think of as the diamonds ultimate weapon. The diamond voltron if you will.

We know yellow and blue have arms for ships

And if speculation is right, pink had legs

So what about the rest of the body?

Well we have already seen it.

A torso and head with no arms and no legs and it’s white.

Plus this matches the diamond formation

But that’s just my 2 cents

WELL WELL WELL

kineticsquirrel:

HOW YOUR EARTH COLONY GO, PINK DIAMOND?

PRETTY GOOD, IT DOESN’T SEEM.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE WHITE-AL PAM.

zdartstuff:

Lapiz: your tears mean shit to me, they mean dick to me

charlesoberonn:

insurix:

charlesoberonn:

The Steven Universe fandom is the last fandom I would’ve expected to come up with the term “murdercock”.

What?!

Please, explain

he was literally planning on using his murdercock on the diamonds agani

whatchyagonnado2day:

Lapis and Peridot reveal their inner spirits

Bonus sketch!

mejiro-kun:

Character Growth - The Crystal Gems (Steven Universe)

mindareadsoots:

mlgspacememe:

mindareadsoots:

“This boy’s crazy.”

You just know that dumbass is mansplaining armor to the ancient blacksmith

goddamnit that’s exactly whats happening fuck

bismuth internally: who the fuck does this bitch think he is trying to tell me how armour works? his looks like its made of aluminum and is shaped in such a way that hes gonna get cut right in the diaphragm. Fuck this shit im gonna go see what that lapis is up to.