angel-baez:

hot take: the su fandom’s biggest enemy is characters with grey morality

gearholder:

chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

my DICK killed pink diamond

Remember back when the “Rose is PD” theory was a thing?

Greg would’ve had this phrase on a t-shirt.

Dude

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Waste her time

thefunnymancometh:

give up your position as supreme overlord to accidentally spark a war that kills all of your friends except for a couple, then spend a lot of time more or less being a tease until eventually dying to produce a kid for some guy that happened to pop over your fence instead of spending eternity with her.

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madamoracle:

98% of the SU Fandom:

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The 2% who believed in that certain theory:

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Originally posted by charmingyetevil

dollygale:

steven: where’s your phone

pearl: idk i’m a Matryoshka doll of repressed emotions

hawkscape:
“So much for the ‘rogue pearl’
”

hawkscape:

So much for the ‘rogue pearl’

Wait, that theory regarding Rose Quartz, is that based on stuff from the first 5 episodes of season 7 or are there more episodes?

okay so there were two points which made the fandom turn on rose diamond theorists. First the way jasper confirmed pink diamonds existance. People assumed that what rose did was shatter pink. I pointed out that it could be more of a symbolic thing like anakin and vader. If it is  this post youre refering to, then this was right after the first time they went to the moonbase.

pink diamond a freak

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

>shapeshifting into a quartz
>shapeshifting into a quartz with a reproductive system
>shapeshifting into a quartz with a reproductive system, getting pregnant from a human, then shapeshifting into your child, losing your memories and essentially becoming a new person

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she was humankin

*spins the SU theory wheel*

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

mellenabrave:

charlesoberonn:

Me: …Rose Quartz *spins again* is… *spins again* …Pink Diamond.

Somebody: Are all possible options “Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond”?

Me: *grabs my wheel and heads out* I don’t need this negativity in my life.

It’s pretty much confirmed that she’s not.

*grabs my wheel and heads out* I don’t need this negativity in my life.

*grabs my wheel back in*