Its the OoT finale! come check it out! playing with @scraps-is-busy
twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

Its the OoT finale! come check it out! playing with @scraps-is-busy

twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

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Streaming Ocarina of Time with @scraps-is-busy
come check it out https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

Streaming Ocarina of Time with @scraps-is-busy

come check it out https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

Din: LInk youre back! what happened to your ship?

Link: its a long story. I can tell you but i really just wanna rest

Seagull: SQUACK

Link: no thats din. Zelda is that one *points to zelda*

Seagull: SQUACK

Link: What are you talking about? she totally looks like you!

okay so imagine

that youre the king of a desert people and just aided the king of a foreign land win a civil war. you just made an alliance and your desert now flies its banner alongside the lush vibrant kingdom you just befriended. They can provide aid to your people who are struggling to survive. The neighbor kings daughter doesnt trust you because she had some nightmares but shes a kid. THEN some kid who smells like hes never washed in the 12 years hes lived and is wearing ratty clothes and has spiders in his hair, I mean he looks like he lived his life feral in the forest and only just walked out. he claims to be a kid from the future and that you take over the world. Whatever. Just another kid parroting what his parents probably told him about your desert people and letting his imagination run wild. except suddenly hes got some ancient artifact that the king you just made an alliance with has sworn to protect. This kid comes in with a stolen artifact and claims that youre the one who wanted to take it. And the king is like treatys over. Then you gotta fight a 12 year long war with them because the king would rather believe some kid than the person who fought alongside him during the civil war. and the worst part is that the king makes this feral child a knight. the fuck is up with that?

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I don’t know why but this line of dialogue is unreasonably funny to me

silver-tongues-blog:

Finally two days of work completed. here it is with and without the gold filter. and I know that spirit zelda technically didnt have the triforce or the curse of demise but i’m still counting her because its more about spirit of the concept.

evening reblog

Finally two days of work completed. here it is with and without the gold filter. and I know that spirit zelda technically didnt have the triforce or the curse of demise but i’m still counting her because its more about spirit of the concept.

lets rate the undead triforce members

Spirit Zelda; Spirit Tracks

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a ghost. Died by having her soul ripped from her body. adorable. Helps out a fuck ton by possessing the phantom knights. granddaughter of the objectively best zelda. 9/10


Resurrected Zelda: Twilight Princess

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Technically a zombie. Gave her life to save midna. Was resurrected in full by ganon to steal her triforce which should have been in midna since that was the whole point of her giving up her life. shes basically alive and thats boring. 2/10


Heroes Shade: Twilight Princess

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A revenant. Killed during the war that broke out in hyrule after he traveled from the future to warn of the dangers of ganondorf. Died as a knight but not a hero and thus cannot pass on until he makes sure his next incarnation doesnt make the mistakes he did. A boney boy who is pure and i love him. 999/10

Link: BOTW

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A twink killed before finishing a job. Technically a zombie who spent a century resurrecting. Docking points because hes basically alive but that doesnt change the fact that hes a little gremlin doing his best. 7/10

Ganondorf: BOTW 2

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a shrinkwrapped buff boy. get this man some moisturizer. Presumably died fighting a link at some point and buried under some place until the curse forced him to resurrect. absolutely amazing. 420/10

Mindless Ganon: OoA/OoS

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Mindless zombie due to botched resurrection. Pure destructive force but no way to control it. Basically a pig on a rampage. a big boy but ultimately unsatisfying. 4/10

Yuganon: LBW

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Thats not ganon, thats just a ganon fanboy who merged with ganons corpse. -1986/10