Byrne: How could I be defeated by humans!
Zelda ‘goddess incarnate and grandaughter of tetra’ hyrule: the power of friendship, right link?
Link, the hero chosen by literal gods and literal lifetimes of experience: Mmhmm!
hot take but
The wind temple from wind waker is the worst zelda temple. yes im including the water temple from OoT. the wind temple’s puzzles consist of nothing but “plant the tree” and its boss is full of artificial difficulty. Molgera is not hard. The closest thing to hard is that he spawns baby worms to mess with z targeting. Nothing about that is hard. the temple theme is bland and the overall aesthetic just feels out of place with its muted browns. theonly good thing about the temple is the boss theme fuckin pops
me and @kilalabunnies were talkin about zelda and tetra earlier today and how cool it would be for WW zelda to have the tan.
zelda trio as classpects
link: heir of heart. the only way the fallen hero timeline isnt complete bullshit is if someone goes back and prevents links death in OoT. the person being link. his soul is transferred to a timeline thats better suited to adventure. hes protected by his soul. heir of heart
ganon: prince of time. conceived in a doomed timeline by demise cursing link in zelda after being resurrected at full power and killed when he was not meant to be, ganons first form, ganondorf, is responsible for THREE splintered timelines and ganon is responsible for even more later down the line. he destroyed time. prince of time.
Zelda: sylph of light. in several games she uses her magic to heal the land and protect it even going so far as dooming an already doomed timeline to later heal it into a new alpha. in BOTW she saves link, preventing him from being better suited to fight ganon and in the oracle games, she travels the land to bring light to the people in darkness and heal their sorrow. Healing light. Sylph of light.
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES
HE HAD IT COMING
pots were also smashed during altercation
Alright, now that I walked away from our argument a bit, After taking a break, I decided we should restart our argument since I think I lost track of what we were arguing about and started to ramble through fatigue. Now since this is tumblr, we can use the reblog system and I can keep track of the main point better plus since it's not real-time we can take as long as we want to make our arguments, so do you want to start over? it's your call
Alright, let’s talk about he physics of time within a fictional game and why the official timeline is wrong.
Me and aginpro play oracle of seasons
Am I youtube famous yet?
