Silver Tongue

aceawes0me:

sheisraging:

Could there be a worthy elevator?

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THESE GIFS

Thor is right though. Mjolnir shifts how fixed it is to a specific point in the universe depending on the context.
When it was on the airship, the airship went up just fine. When it was on the ground, it was fine until hulk tried to lift it. Then it started to dent the floor but it didn’t bring the airship down. Last, when it was put on lokis chest, it didn’t crush him, only keep him in place.
It will go up on an elevator and if someone other than thor or vision or capt tries to hold it, it will move at the same speed as the elevator or only then it would stop the elevator depending on who is trying to wield it.

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thelittleconsultingmermaid:

a-random-mod:

Is this whole thing about people thinking black widow calling herself a monster because she’s infertile? Did they miss the part where she was trained to no care for life? The part where she was trained to kill without the blink of an eye? the part where she was to become an emotionless killing machine? The reason she sees herself as a monster is because she’s killed more people than hulk probably has. It has nothing to do with her being infertile, but her being infertile makes it hard to have a family.

All valid points, but the way it was presented wasn’t under this context.

So the flashback of her shooting the target only for it to turn into a random person right before she calls herself a monster wasn’t context enough? Don’t give me excuses, the context of it was that she was tailored to be an unloving killing machine. she didn’t even mention that she was sterile until bruce said he can’t have kids out of fear.

eatherstar:

A parent’s ultimate weapon: The Guilt Trip.

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Is this whole thing about people thinking black widow calling herself a monster because she’s infertile? Did they miss the part where she was trained to no care for life? The part where she was trained to kill without the blink of an eye? the part where she was to become an emotionless killing machine? The reason she sees herself as a monster is because she’s killed more people than hulk probably has. It has nothing to do with her being infertile, but her being infertile makes it hard to have a family.

So black widow was the only strong character joss whedon wrote until she ended up having a love interest?

I guess you’re going to ignore

  • Kaylee Frye
  • River Tam
  • Zoe Washburne
  • Buffy Summers
  • Willow Rosenberg
  • Cordelia Chase
  • Anya Jenkins
  • Adelle DeWitt
  • Wanda Maximoff

All of whom were just as stron and have varying relationships (like wanda caring for her brother or zoe with her husband)


If I forgot any, please feel free to add them

You know, I’m pretty sure scarlet witch would be offended by all the “femenists” saying black widow is the only strong female character that joss whedon wrote and that having relationships and a traumatic past makes girls weak

antman8o8:
“but is the elevator worthy?! 😛 😅
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Actually, Mjolnir isn’t heavy, it’s stubborn. Back when thor and hulk fought, it only cracked the ground when hulk tried to lift it. When Thor placed it on lokis chest, it didn’t crush Loki, it just held...

antman8o8:

but is the elevator worthy?! 😛 😅

Actually, Mjolnir isn’t heavy, it’s stubborn. Back when thor and hulk fought, it only cracked the ground when hulk tried to lift it. When Thor placed it on lokis chest, it didn’t crush Loki, it just held him in place. When it was on the airship, it didn’t ground the airship.

mjonir is stubborn and only moves when asked by those it deems worthy. It knows the difference between constructions and people and it knows when it’s meant as a weapon and meant as a shield.

The real question is this. Would Mjolnir recognize ultron as a person or would it see ultron as machinery and let ultron hold it.

What people did after watching Age of Ultron:

swevicki:

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IF SCARLET WITCH AND VISION PUT THEIR POWERS TOGETHER THEY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD

lolrenaynay:
“That has to be the most absurd fucking thing I’ve ever heard.
A female character having a love interest doesn’t make her any less of a strong character.
Her lack of love interest didn’t affect her in any way in the first movie so why...

lolrenaynay:

That has to be the most absurd fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

A female character having a love interest doesn’t make her any less of a strong character.

Her lack of love interest didn’t affect her in any way in the first movie so why would her gaining a love interest be any different???

A WOMAN DOESN’T NEED TO BE SINGLE TO BE STRONG, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. A strong woman can be IN LOVE and still be STRONG. The relationship isn’t her only fucking defining feature, which is what actual shitty writers (NOT JOSS WHEDON) do to female characters.

Joss wrote Buffy. He wrote Willow. He wrote Zoe. He wrote River. He wrote Kaylee.

JFC some users of this website are fucking garbage.

I’m pretty sure the sheer fact that she can calm the hulk down with minimum collateral damage makes her the strongest on the team.

faun-songs:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

The most realistic part of Age of Ultron was Ultron deciding the human race must be destroyed after spending a few minutes on the Internet.

he read the youtube comment section

he went on tumblr