Silver Tongue

For LOZ characters that fuck or not: Beedle

Anonymous

beedle absolutely fucks. he’s himbo material. a goddamn dumbass for staking his entire livelyhood on an airship hes gotta keep pedaling to stay afloat. With all that workout hes gotta be thicc as hell

Ganon, does he,, y’know,,, :3c

Anonymous

ganon does NOT fuck.

Sorry but thems the breaks. In his gerudo form, he spent his life hunting the triforce, studying magic and trying to stop link. he didnt have the time. Where was he gonna get puss or be pegged? in the sacred realm? the only one there is rarues crusty old man schlong. and then when he broke free he was spent is time raising a bird to steal people.

in the kid timeline he got hunted down and exiled to the twilight realm where he became a giant floating magical flaming head. As much as zant offered theres no way for ganon to fuck

and dont get me started on the downfall timeline. he was brooding in his tower with the full triforce and nary a puss in sight. he had to disguise himself as some jackass wizard just to go to the grocery store in the light world.

To answer the question. ganon does NOT fuck.

So you're a trump supporter??why??

Anonymous

There are around 170000 of words in the english language. There are a near infinite number of ways to arrange them to convey an idea. I have conveyed many ideas through many combinations of words. I have combined words to express personal opinions. I have combined words to tell stories. I’ve even combined words in never before ways into nonsensical shitposts. But never once in my 24 years, 8 months and 24 days of living on this planet have I ever combined words in any way that would even be remotely close to supporting trump.

I dont know where you got the idea that me, a poly, half latina, lower middleclass trans woman would in any way say anything in favour of him but i guarantee you that you are wrong.

Hey i just wanted to let you know mobile didnt get that update so things are still readable if you need/ want to temporarily switch to that while we wait for someone to (hopefully) fix it

Anonymous

I know. its just extremely frustrating that desktop has become less functional than mobile

oh boo hoo, youre illiterate. If you dont like the new layout then go somewhere else

Anonymous

I am extremely dyslexic. I CANNOT read uninterrupted blocks of text. its been fairly manageable over the years due to the reblogs breaking the posts up into easy to parse chunks for the most part as well as make it clear as to who was saying what. My main conniption with the new style is that it does not break the post up nor tell who said what.

Lets look like an old iconic post shall we?

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There is no indication of which person is saying what or even how many people are involved in this chain. this removes all incentive to even bother trying to read or figure out whats going on. Its not a matter of literacy, its a matter of functionality.

i saw your url and thought of lyra silvertongue from the golden compass

Anonymous

You act like i watch shitty films and know who that is

I can’t believe your “the only ugly animal I see is the pig” from 9months ago predicted the future

Anonymous

i hate to break it to you but cops have always been ugly

saying that theres karens in the avatar universe is whitewashing the earth kingdom.

Anonymous

Karens are not a race. theyre created by a sense of entitlement when people believe that rules do not apply to them. and the earth kingdom DOES have karens. Example; the two clans of the great divide

every member of both clans explicitly ignored the guides rules, blamed everyone else rather than take responsibility and endangered everyone by their gross negligence and entitlement. 

Karens exist in the avatar universe. Karens are not a race, theyre a sense of entitlement.

Hitler was a better artist than you and I'm fucking glad he died and know Nazis are fucking evil morons so imagine how bad your art must be for me to say hitlers was better

Anonymous

I never got rejected from art school so the evidence suggests otherwise. Not to mention i have people who pay for my art which technically makes me a professional freelance artist.

What are your thoughts on discourse in general?

Anonymous

That bitch from the pony show?