Do it.
I will do it tomorrow. I’m actually gonna be out of town tonight and i’m leaving in a few minutes. Give me what species the cat should be
Darn it... I wanted to be Jesus. Then I could turn my enemies into wine.
only 75% wine.
Also, to turn wine into water, you would probably need to get some antichrist. Take that overly religious AA members!
I'm not Jesus, but...
Well, that’s usually followed by a homophobic or sexist thing.
Like “I’m not jesus but he doesn’t want htis thing that he was actually totally into.”
Like seriously, he and judas were totally gay. He washed judas’s feet a lot which was basically slang for sexing them… And his best friend, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Also, his first miracle was turning water to wine.
Jesus was a gay alcoholic who’s best platonic friend was a prostitute.
