I see people comparing peridot to a cat, but…
Any bird owner will tell you she is more like a bird than a cat.
So on my way to my car after work, I saw these two birds. One was squawking at the other and the other just look ed and started walking away. The squawking one kept fallowing the other and kept squawking.
I imagine it was a conversation like
“BLAH BLAH BLAH ANGER!”
“Squawk all you want, I honestly could not give a shit.”
Talk about birds.
Birds like ravens and crows are the raddest shit ever. If you have food, they come and are like, “You, can I have a piece of that shit?” If you’re like “Fuck yea!” (Which you should be) they will be like “SCOOOOORE! I owe you one” and they will be your best buds because they can remember people and shit. If you’re like “Sorry, I only have enough for me” they are like “it’s cool, bra. Ima go look somewhere else.” and then they leave you alone.
Seagulls on the other hand are the biggest shitlords in the world. If you have food and you see a seagull, you better hide that shit because they will grab their seagull posse and be like “You, hand over that food, motherfucker” and they will attack you. Seagulls will literally mug you on the beach. Fuck seagulls and their shit, crows and ravens are way better.
Moral of the story, be nice to black birds and shit because they are so fucking rad. Also, stay the fuck away from seagulls because they are the shittiest.
