Silver Tongue
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I don’t know why but this line of dialogue is unreasonably funny to me

*calamity ganon gets defeated*

Mipha: *struts into domain completely alive*

Mipha: “surprise motherfuckers, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”

Sidon: “Mipha what the fuck i thought you were dead”

Mipha: “I was but i got better”

Sidon: *dabs and cries in joy*

Mipha: *T poses*

Fuck the police
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Hylia: I need a hero who can stand up to the personification of evil itself

*looks at humanity and sees link, covered in dirt and unwashed and unslept for days, picking his nose while lizards try to crawl out of his pockets*

Hylia: Oh my me, he’s perfect!

todays GG BOTW in a nutshell
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