Bucky: I don’t know man, one day you’re minding your own business getting some organic plums, and the next thing you know an elderly soldier breaks into your crash pad and digs through your diaries, a SWAT team flash mobs in your stairwell, and a guy in a cat suit shows up and starts whispering sinisterly about how he won’t let me live until extradition. YOU TELL ME.
honestly, the tweets are just as good as the movie
Bucky: (side-eyeing Sam) (speaking in Russian) So Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this Sriracha stuff?
Natasha: (in Russian) It's spicy, put it on anything, it's really good. Why are you glaring at Sam like that?
Bucky: (in Russian) I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?
Natasha: (in Russian) Oh, fantastic. I'm going to glare at Steve and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it's great on eggs.
Bucky and Natasha: (scowling at Sam and Steve)
Sam: The fuck is going on over there.
Steve: I don't know but I don't like it.
Bucky: (in Russian) This is the most fun I've had since 1944.
Natasha: (high-fives Bucky)
A shit ton of superheroes: *recruit underage kids to be their sidekicks and/or fight in their battles*
Everyone: nice!
Tony Stark: *brings peter parker to what he doesn't think will turn into a fight, designs him a safer suit just in case, tells him to keep his distance and web people up, sends him home the second he takes a hard hit*
Everyone: i can't believe Actual Villain™ tony stank blackmailed poor innocent peter into being his Actual Child Slave™
Not only are we getting a Black Panther movie next year with this hunk of a man
and this AMAZING costume
and these gorgeous/badass female bodyguards…
… one of which were gloriously foreshadowed by the wonderful model/actress Florence Kasumba in civil war
But we are also getting Lupita Nyong’o as a love interest
dark-skinned black women in an action/fantasy/superhero film…. damn i cant wait for 2017
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
