redtubeyou:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

sailorbrazil:

this video is 10 years old and it is also one of the bones that keeps me standing

afallenwolf:

askthestargazers:

escapedgoat:

thefuuuucomics:

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

This has been done before, I’m sure.

Brilliant.

What’s awesome about this is that “blonde” doesn’t automatically =“White” like it usually does when it’s used to describe someone.

IM FUCKING SURPRISED TO SEE THIS ON MY DASH IM SORRY I KNOW THIS ISNT THE RIGHT BLOG AT ALL BUT LOOK AT THIS DAMN THING I DID LAST SUMMER LOL FUCK

It’s back!!! 

grawly:

snout:

iwillsearchthenight:

snout:

snout:

people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/

it seems like almost every time i watch the show i’m like, great, another steven’s knife episode. it’s like, enough? we get it??

what the fuck are you talking about?

stevens knife. why isnt anybody talking about this

therunnersam:

boulevard-of-june-30th:

bitchimightbey:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

cloudkickincrysis:

samurai-flocka:

neganskitten:

thelarryhug:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCHED???

this is fucking art ok

Cus your moves are weak babe 😂

Lmaooo will forever have me weak

This was ingenious lmao

This gave me a fucking brain aneurysm

Loooool

Evan Breen, ladies and gents. Evan fucking Breen.

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

bloodsbane:

FOR REEEEEEAAAAAL THOOOOOO?????$$???

bemmiecake:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

WHY AM I LAUGHING TO SO HARD-