Agent Stern: I feel like my life is going to be stagnant until i find bigfoot

Aubrey: Hey cheer up. Maybe the real bigfoot was the friends you made along the way

Barklay: *looks stares daggers at aubrey*

Duck: She means metaphorically of course. I mean, uh, its obvious bigfoots not… real? and that, um he, uh, its not like he can disguise himself as human with crazy fairy magic or anything. Bigfoots not basically a fairy. I mean obviously since hes like. hes got all that fur and is big and all

Duck: finds pointy anime shades and puts them on

Duck: hey look! Duck Strider!

Ned: I don’t get it

Aubry: Someone restrain me before I go absolutely feral on you.

Duck: I think the hornets are growing pot somewhere in the forest. Ive been keeping it on the downlow so they dont catch wind and burn the evidence. Its why ive been having conversations by myself at random times because im practicing to go undercover as an extreme teen to find out where theyre growing

Juno:

Duck every time a new abomination shows up: Mama Mia. Here we go again