Running gag for DM’s
saying “as far as you know” after your players make an innocuous or very out of the box statement.
OH you must have misheard me. Im not a necromancer, im a necrodancer.
does the thriller and summons a couple of zombies.
Why i love being the DM
I can set up dumb jokes over the course of weeks
Drow boss of dungeon taunting the players as the door closes between them: You really want to face a goddess like moi? Youre shaking in your boots. Is it out of fear or antici-
Door closes
Several sessions later after they nearly die multiple times to the drows trials involving two of them getting impaled and one of them electrocuted before they finally meet up with her again
Drow boss: “pation”
Players: Motherfuck
OH you must have misheard me. Im not a necromancer, im a necrodancer.
does the thriller and summons a couple of zombies.
Tonight in DND
my players spent 15 minutes trying to open an unlocked door because none pulled to open it.
Meet Roy, Ed and Al. the three pompup NPCs in my campaign. to keep the secrecy of their mission, they stack up on each other and pose as a cleric (easy since roy is actually a cleric)
Roy has a magic pair of groucho marx glasses that make him look like terry kiser when the nose is honked. Hes also blind but that doesnt stop him from being their fearless leader.
Ed is a gunslinger whose cant hear his shots but can shoot straight.
Al is a rogue who is light on the feet and when carrying his brothers, can run so quietly and smoothly that it gives their false identity an ethereal glide. He cannot speak but luckily his brother knows sign language and can translate.
