This is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Finally two days of work completed. here it is with and without the gold filter. and I know that spirit zelda technically didnt have the triforce or the curse of demise but i’m still counting her because its more about spirit of the concept.
evening reblog
lets rate the undead triforce members
Spirit Zelda; Spirit Tracks
a ghost. Died by having her soul ripped from her body. adorable. Helps out a fuck ton by possessing the phantom knights. granddaughter of the objectively best zelda. 9/10
Resurrected Zelda: Twilight Princess
Technically a zombie. Gave her life to save midna. Was resurrected in full by ganon to steal her triforce which should have been in midna since that was the whole point of her giving up her life. shes basically alive and thats boring. 2/10
Heroes Shade: Twilight Princess
A revenant. Killed during the war that broke out in hyrule after he traveled from the future to warn of the dangers of ganondorf. Died as a knight but not a hero and thus cannot pass on until he makes sure his next incarnation doesnt make the mistakes he did. A boney boy who is pure and i love him. 999/10
Link: BOTW
A twink killed before finishing a job. Technically a zombie who spent a century resurrecting. Docking points because hes basically alive but that doesnt change the fact that hes a little gremlin doing his best. 7/10
Ganondorf: BOTW 2
a shrinkwrapped buff boy. get this man some moisturizer. Presumably died fighting a link at some point and buried under some place until the curse forced him to resurrect. absolutely amazing. 420/10
Mindless Ganon: OoA/OoS
Mindless zombie due to botched resurrection. Pure destructive force but no way to control it. Basically a pig on a rampage. a big boy but ultimately unsatisfying. 4/10
Yuganon: LBW
Thats not ganon, thats just a ganon fanboy who merged with ganons corpse. -1986/10
do you think ganondorf in the adult timeline would have stopped if he known what happens in the doomed timeline?
like, WW ganondorf is the most charismatic one whose done a bit of self reflection so imagine how horrified he would be if he saw himself turned into nothing but a beast, with his mind being shattered more and more with each resurrection until hes nothing but a visceral personification of the lust for power
