Silver Tongue

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im checking my slime rancher hours wait wait

im running for prime minister.

slime minister lol

This is a remarkable video.

It has both Nova AND Chilled in the same game.

Nobody was expecting it because we all thought they hated each other. 

Now, they might hate each other but they might have put their disagreements aside.

Either way, this is the start of a new age in youtube.

According to random ttt lobbies, I sound like Seananners. They never trusted me because of it.

The penis mightier than the sword.

Help me make a list of awesome knife throws for gassys knife montage

Just reblog with the episode number and the time it happened.

Episode 114/ 3:04

Max is slipping into Adam style evil with his new TTT video.

Ahhh. What a day on dark RP. 

First I was a swat officer and we took down some mercs in their fortress. Then I decided to become a dirty cop and went to the bar that sold guns under the table. I blackmailed them to let me use their back room for my money printer but we were called to fight the mercs again. So I quit being a SWAT officer and became a drug dealer. I gave the bar some drugs to sell as rent because I wasn’t really an officer anymore so now the bar sold guns, drugs and printed money.I eventually got multiple printers and upgraded them all and then the bar closed. So I ran for mayor. I was a good mayor for a while until they found out about my money and drug history. I was arrested and committed suicide in jail.

It sounds like the plot of an okay B movie.

So gmod just made me scared. I got a termina map for gmod and it had clocktown and termina field and other stuff and the moon and weather were accurate, but there was one thing that I didn’t like. There was nobody. No enemies and no npcs at all I was like “yeah, I expected it” but it was still scary. Then I fell in a hole with the map creators credits. and ling was sitting on a stump looking at the fierce deity mask all freaky. Then came night of the third day. The moon was massive but the door to the top of the clock tower would no open. I started freaking out as the moon came closer and the final hours theme played. I started throwing grenades at the door and hitting it with a rocket launcher but it wouldn’t. Then came silence. There was no sky, only the moon. It scared me. Mainly because I know I should have been able to stop this and also because I felt so alone. That map is serious creepypasta fuel.

10/10 would play again.

“I’m laughing so hard because of the way you killed him! He leaped out of the water like a dolphin.”

I fucking love this song.