sometimes I look online for videogame guides and it’s almost always useless specifically because of how much of a mess I am. they’re like “here’s 500 of our best tips, tricks, and secrets!” and I’m like yes that’s all well and good but I’m here because I forgot which button opens the map and the game won’t tell me again
Polygon or IGN or something: This puzzle is pretty tough! Here’s a step-by-step of how to get out of the dungeon.
Me: No, you misunderstand, I already solved this complicated physics puzzle! My problem is that now I can’t find the stairs. :(