Hey guys remember when Bill Cipher was compared to Discord?

discord-trolls:

blueblurdash639:

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blueblurdash639:

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creativepup:

blueblurdash639:

Welp, doubt that’ll happen again any time soon since you know...

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And Discord’s been pretty much reduced to this..

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Just throwing this out there folks. Comparing Bill Cipher to Discord is like comparing Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser” to Stephen King’s “It”.

While I agree that Bill and Discord’s story lines are moving in opposite directions, I would just like to point out some things from that same episode with Discord:

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Not only does Discord live in (and potentially originate from) an alternate dimension like Bill Cipher, but he is also capable of creating a rift to a 3D dimension (with arguably greater ease). The two are still very much comparable.

Plus I can create interdimensional portals on my own and don’t need a billion year long scheme to do it, unlike Mr. Slowpoke triangle man there.

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Y͈̗̞̠͔̠o̞u҉͕̱̯ ̡̰s̺͎̯͓h̘̹̟o͓u̸̱͔l͏͖̹̯d͇͎̮͞'̙͔̟̹̀v̮̯͎͓̮̟͖͠e̼̗ͅ ̸̗d̘̗͠o̡̫ne̞̤̻̗͕͡ ̶̗̞i̫̭̬̕t̛͎ ͉̠͕̜l҉o̵̬̥̻̯n̫͔͕g̗̼̼͙̠̝ ͠b̗̳͚̼̘̱́e͍̤̮̺͎̘̪f̱͉͘or̤̘͇̟e̢͉̖ ̵͇̲ͅy̮̻͈̼̕ọ̶͖̞̙ù ͙̟̖̗̭͙̕g̳̺̟o̴̺͈͙̪̗t̸ ̫͖͎͠t̩̯̼̳͉i̳͔̜̞̤e̟̟͚͓d͇͉̯͉̣̕ͅ ̗d͕̻̱͍̰̬͓o̵̹̜̘w̰n̨͕̙͓,̮̞̲̙̰ ̸̮̪̙̘̠̱̱C̤̬̞̺̕LỌ̶̣̞̞̩͉W͉̠͈͇̘N͍̻͈.͕̜̹

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Now now, Cipher ol’ pal. You should know that the key to chaos is going with the flow. Don’t hate on me just because I chose to ride the wave rather than fight it.

Oh, and lets wait til the next episode and see whether you actually win (doubt it) before you get off telling me what to do.

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A̘͕A̢͎̲̻͎̤̩ͅÁ̪̰̫̲H̘̣͙͘A̰̗̰̳̼̭ͅH͓͕̰A͖̫̣͇H͎̼̘̀A̙̪͓̭̗̟͇͞H̹̞A̗̺ͅH͖̣͙̘̭͔͇͘A͝H͈̤͠A͖͔̫ͅH̯̣̙͎̕ͅA̷͕̜͙̤̠̤H̲A͇̗͚̳̟H̢̲̮A͎͕̩H̩̣̘͝AḨ̙͓̬͉̭̗ͅA͉͓!̥͔̱!̻̘̬͚̠̞̳!̴̰͉!̨̪͓͚͎͈̻̳ ͍̳͈̙D̛̙̘̺̳I̸D̜̕ ̞̲̮̺̲͠YO̮̮ͅU͞ ̱͞E͍̤͕͇͙̞̕N͏̻͇̬J̣̦O͞Y̴̜̗͔͈̰ ͉̲̼̜̣S̭̫̟E̖͢E̥ͅI̵͉̻̦͖͎Ṇ̱̮̪̟͍͘G̢̱̼̬̥̜̬ͅ ̧̞̲͉͕̣W̙̭̬̦̮̪̦͟E̥̜I̘̖̲̹̤͘ͅR̖̦̤ͅD̡̠MA͔ͅG̤̟̠͙̠̯G͇͕̯̭̬E̫͉͙D̢̤̤͖D͕̙͍̳͓Ǫ͎̻͉̲̪͖̜Ṇ̹̤͠ D̫̩͚̘͕̼̝Ḭ̵̰͇̝͓̠̪S̙͙̹̜̪͉̺CO͓̼R̳̞̹̥̜̩͓D̰?̗͕̯͖͇͖̖͞

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I’VE GOT AN IDEA “SPIRIT OF CHAOS”! WHY NOT DITCH THAT YELLOW MORTAL EQUINE NUISANCE WITH WINGS AND JOIN THE GANG? YOU’RE A FREAK LIKE US AFTER ALL! 

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A tempting offer, but the last time I joined forced with someone to spread merry chaos across the land, it didn’t go well.

That and you seem to think I’m undeserving of my title simply because I’m not imitating your actions. What kind of spirit of chaos would I be if I did what I was expected to?


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Now that isn’t to say I haven’t walked a mile in your proverbial shoes, Bill. I’ve been where you are right now.  On top of the world.  Believing everything happened because I wished it to be so.  Thinking that breaking my adversaries was the same thing as defeating them.  It seemed so clear that I had already won, and then it all just slipped through my talons in the 11th hour, all because of some loose end I was too proud to see. 

We’re not so different, you and I.  Your tale is just a chapter behind.  The question is, what does the next chapter have in store for you?

P.S. Speaking of loose ends, you may wanna check on your “loyal” servant Gideon.

P.P.S. If your gang is so great, then how is it a 12 year old human with noodle arms and no extraordinary powers managed to give them the slip?

P.P.P.S I bet your tea’s nowhere near as good as Fluttershy’s.

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YOUR LOSS DISCY! THE PARTY I’M HAVING IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE ELEMENT OF HARMONY WILL EVER OFFER IN HER LIFE! IT’S GOT CHIPS, GAMES, PUNCH, C͝HA͝OS, DE͘STR̵U̢CT̡I̕ON͏,́ AND LOTS ̷O͘F̨ ŞCRE̵A҉M̧S ͏O͞F H͞O͏RR͟O͠R̷ ̡ÁND ̕M̨AD͡N̢ES͠S̕!͝ WHAT YOU’VE WITNESSED IS JUST PHASE 1 OF MY PLAN! WHAT GIDEON’S GOT IN STORE FOR ME WILL BE AS HELPFUL TO PINE TREE AS A DIRTY PEBBLE. HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S COMING.  

BELIEVE ME. THE WORLD IS UTTERLY BORING WHEN IT’S PEACEFUL. IT’S DISGUSTING! YA GOTTA SPRUCE IT UP WITH A LITTLE MAYHEM! DON’T PULL ANY PUNCHES! I’VE KNOWN SINCE THE BIRTH OF TIME ITSELF THAT YOU GOT TO MAKE THINGS MUCH MORE INTERESTING TO MAKE HISTORY.

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OH AND ENJOY THAT TEA WHILE YOU STILL CAN BUDDY! IN 63 YEARS YOU BETTER HAVE BUTTERFLY BOTTOM’S RECIPE BECAUSE WELL, LET’S JUST SAY THAT NOT ALL ANIMALS IN EQUESTRIA ARE TAMABLE BY THAT CUTE “STARE” OF HERS.

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Of course not.  Some creatures are tamed by a little cartoon mouse with deep pockets.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?

somewherenearindigo:

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*whispers* Grunkle Stan photocopied the journals in Scary-oke pass it on

Twin selfie pls ;)
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Is someone blogging horrible math puns?

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That makes Probabilitor cross!  That’s his domain!

danekez:

Why wasn’t this account made sooner I don’t get it.

I owuldn’t mind fusing with a dog

how it went down, probably
Alex: alright, so Wendy's going to invite Dipper to a halloween party
Disney: okay
Alex: so we're gonna show him going to the party with Wendy
Disney: sure
Alex: and when they get there, they're gonna play spin the bottle. Probably only for one scene
Dinsey: ...
Disney: absolutely not
Alex: alright, fine. We won't show Dipper going to the party. He'll just be invited to it and the invitation SAYS they're gonna play spin the bo-
Disney: no
Alex: but what if I-
Disney: We said no
Alex, getting frustrated: okay, fine. then what if, instead of Dipper, it's *throws dart* a bunch of demons from Bill's dimension, *spins wheel* playing with a dead body,and whoever the body is facing when it's done spinning *picks card out of hat* is eaten alive by the spinner
Disney:
Alex:
Disney:
Disney: ...
Disney: okay
Alex: *looks at camera like he's on the office*

christinadragon:

Mom: “Sweetie!!! Your cartoons are on!”

perfectlylogicalexplanation:

There’s something wrong with that bubble though. When Bill first makes it, Mabel is surrounded in a flawless, perfect prison but he wraps it in chains

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You don’t create a cage and wrap it in chains to keep things out, you do it to keep things in.

Not only that though, it looks like the bubble is cracking and Bill has added more chains as well as put the bubble where he can see it from the pyramid.

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The purple is all Bill’s bubble but the pink glow is coming from Mabel in that first picture. So why are there cracks? Why are the lines so jagged now?

And why are Bill’s friends so afraid of someone messing with it?

8-Ball knows her by name. They call her “Mabel”, not shooting star, not that “kid” but Mabel even though the shooting star is stamped across the front so the whole world can see. 

They’re worried about Dipper (who they do call “Pine Tree”) messing with “her bubble”.

Gideon is tasked to protect it and Bill has so much faith that Gideon’s obsession with Mabel will never turn his “warden” against him (another bit of evidence of how human emotions will be Bill’s downfall).

The people of Gravity Falls can see it from their town and Mabel is displayed like a trophy. Villains only do this to their greatest adversaries but Bill doesn’t care about Dipper. 8-Ball and Teeth are told they can eat him.

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The Shooting Star even looks like it’s been patched together by something, but why? Why does the bubble look like it’s breaking?

What if the chains are the only thing keeping the bubble together? What if something from the inside is trying to break free and the bubble is expanding and cracking like something about to burst because of that?

Mabel’s imagination is infinite. There’s nothing on the planet that contain it. 

Not even Bill.

And, by the way he’s acting, she’s his worst nightmare. 

perhaps the only one who can stop bill was the last person he made a deal with before becoming corporeal?

FUCK YOU, GRAVITY FALLS!

chickenwraith:

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If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars!

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Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!

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If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass!

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It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED!

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If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

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Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck her! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife!

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Because at Big Bill Hell’s, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday!

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Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s!

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Home of CHALLENGE PISSING! That’s right, CHALLENGE PISSING!

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How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payments!

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Don’t wait, don’t delay, DON’T FUCK WITH US or we’ll rip your nuts off!

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Only at Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!

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HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute you write us a check!

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and it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL!

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Big Bill Hell’s cars! Gravity Falls’s filthiest, and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Oregon!

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GUARANTEED!

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc)

Just to point something out about Stan

ajmoonstar:

justabookworm39:

His brother was nearly driven crazy and launched into another dimension.

His employees (who he really seems to care about) have been put through a chaotic hell.

His great-nephew has that too, and was tricked before and is still scared and paranoid because of it.

And now his great-niece is imprisoned.

What do these all have in common?

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Originally posted by yazzydream

All of it is this asshole’s fault.

Remember Scary-oke?

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Originally posted by sleepy-edits

Stan’s gonna be back. And there’s gonna be hell to pay.

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