I just realized the obvious joke I could do. THis is gonna be my dicking around character. I tried to get him as accurate as I could but yeah, I’m sure he will be able to find shaun.

Just realized another loose end left untied by david cage that’s even worse than fucking off to florida or blacking out and waking up with an origami.

If ellen pages ghost powers were from her ghost twin, what gave her mother ghost powers? They never finished that and I’m pretty sure any real mother would be like “by the way, your cockblocking ghost buddy is actually your dead twin” if they were on the verge of death.

At Starbucks for the first time. HOW THE HELL CAN THE SMALLEST SIZE BE ‘TALL’

And I told them my name was David Cage.

Ethan mars

Looks like sad keanu

And heavy rain is just the kind of story filled with plot holes and loose ends that keanu would star in. 

geez, shawn mars needs to die already.

the rain today is so heavy that one would think that shawn mars has gone missing… Or Anna graham had been murdered.