Silver Tongue

consider antiseptic grimdark @therealjacksepticeye

homestuck fandom right now

i was talking with someone about how dammek would put on cloths. I proposed this solution

Why is it that bronze bloods always have outrageously large horns

Either jude or joey were a fan of street sharks

Say “when’s hiveswap” again, SAY “WHENS HIVESWAP” AGAIN! i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker. Say “Whens hiveswap” one more goddamn time

hiveswap is just hussie coming into your house and stabbing you with a fake welsh sword

ar-lasa-mala-revas:

where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:
a witch cursed andrew hussie so that if he ever finished homestuck it would come true. he stalled for as long as he possibly could, but now that it’s over america is being terrorized by sinister clowns and the threat of reality tv stars in public office while the ice caps slowly melt. When Hiveswap comes out the meteors will start falling.
It’s true, I was the witch

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIGN JOKE?