Silver Tongue

throck morton is a valid troll name and they would be the coolest troll ever. They skateboard and are sometimes known as throcky.

Dave: stop that
Rose: Stop what?
Dave: youre talking about me in morse code
Rose: Yes, that is what we are doing. In our very limited free time and resources, we hired a grubsitter and took classes to take an outdated and outmoded form of communication so that we could talk about you in front of you.
*rose and kanaya to the camera*
Kanaya: That Is Exactly What We Did.

Dad egbert: John.

John egbert: Yes dad?

Dad egbert: Are you eating sugar?

John egbert: No, dad!

Dad egbert? Are you lying?

John egbert: No dad!

Dad egbert: I see. Open your mouth.

John egbert: *nervous laughing*

have the mom friend vampire today

have the mom friend vampire today

have a shouty crab

have a shouty crab

its been a while since ive drawn best troll

its been a while since ive drawn best troll

wINDY TROLL!

wINDY TROLL!

Behold a depressed robot frog

Behold a depressed robot frog

dont mind me, just using my favourite purple as practice

dont mind me, just using my favourite purple as practice 

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Meenah is the least problematic beforus troll