lazylucaramel:

Sorry I’m late but I did it!

aegisaglow:

femmelalonde:

ok so i just made the stupidest fucking connection: when the beta kids and trolls were riding the meteor to the new session, they were basically hacking SBURB the same way the “half a press” guy was hacking super mario 64. like.

rose lalonde, talking into her mic for her SBURB Let’s Play youtube channel: If we direct the meteor in this precise direction on the game’s map and maintain the appropriate speed for three years, we can, conceivably, navigate the uncharted void to a parallel universe,

*DIrk LPing the Alpha session* It might looks like everyone’s dead, but there’s a way around this.

But first, we need to talk about how you’re going to have to decapitate me.

saccharinesylph:

broblerones:

yummytomatoes:

Taking pics of teens

this is insanely accurate

actual teenagers

voidrogue:

homestuck began in 1909, when eddit morton released im a member of the midnight crew. happy 107th, homestuck

firetrucked:

You:

Me:

noodlenumber:

acidsbeats:

notsoheadless:

cowards-sorcery:

triclops:

homestuckcharactergifs:

thealienbae:

steelsamuraiofficial:

tchaikxvsky:

femme-fatigue:

curlicuecal:

yd12k:

moirails-for-life-yo:

visualvexation:

drkotobuki:

jeon-wonwon:

adoerable:

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

My personal favorite:

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

transgenderdirk:

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL

I DID NAUhGHT! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM ExPELLeD!

tycutio:

tycutio:

WAIT WHO REMEMBERS HONL

kiwi:

uhhhH

aardvark-ballwasher:

@plasmapanda