Fuck john. He’s an asshole to cakes

I mean. Fuck the kid who killed four cakes.

No, I’m talking about ham steaks

I have no idea what you’re talking about

this is clearly a ham steak

I have recently started looking into ham steaks and am mad because there is the destruction of many cakes and cakes are the shit.

bloodsbane:

well what im saying is, if you find act 1 boring enough to want to skip, you probably won’t enjoy the rest of it! but i think the rule of thumb is if you cant make it to/past act 3, you should just give up.

also don’t skip intermission

Nevermind I already finished act 1. It only took like an hour for act 1 and so far I AM SO FUCKING PISSED THAT THEY DESTROYED FOUR CAKES BECAUSE CAKES ARE FUCKING HARD TO MAKE

STOP WITH THE CAKES ALREADY IT’S DRIVING ME MAD

I absolutely hate the term “piece of cake”

Have you ever made a cake? I have. It was delicious but it was fucking hard to make. So next time someone says something is a piece of cake, let them know that cake is pretty hard to make.

Also, don’t be a dick and destroy three cakes in one day. Someone went through the trouble of making those cakes.

STOP RUINING THE CAKES

welp, let’s get this over with