Silver Tongue

#stopcakekilling

Anonymous

~~Fuck john. He’s an asshole to cakes~~

I mean. Fuck the kid who killed four cakes.

What? You're reading Homestuck?

Anonymous

No, I’m talking about ham steaks

Oh. I just realize that Homestuck made you mad..

Anonymous

I have no idea what you’re talking about

this is clearly a ham steak

I have recently started looking into ham steaks and am mad because there is the destruction of many cakes and cakes are the shit.

Just wondering, what was the game that got you mad because it destroyed a ton of cakes?

Anonymous

okay, if act 1 is the only boring act, then how long would it get through that?

silver-tongues-blog

bloodsbane:

well what im saying is, if you find act 1 boring enough to want to skip, you probably won’t enjoy the rest of it! but i think the rule of thumb is if you cant make it to/past act 3, you should just give up.
also don’t skip intermission

Nevermind I already finished act 1. It only took like an hour for act 1 and so far I AM SO FUCKING PISSED THAT THEY DESTROYED FOUR CAKES BECAUSE CAKES ARE FUCKING HARD TO MAKE

STOP WITH THE CAKES ALREADY IT’S DRIVING ME MAD

I absolutely hate the term “piece of cake”

Have you ever made a cake? I have. It was delicious but it was fucking hard to make. So next time someone says something is a piece of cake, let them know that cake is pretty hard to make.

Also, don’t be a dick and destroy three cakes in one day. Someone went through the trouble of making those cakes.

STOP RUINING THE CAKES

welp, let’s get this over with