Silver Tongue

vampireapologist:

you know those stupid things you’ve done bc you just weren’t thinking but not like life-changing stupid things or even day-changing just like. in the moment you stopped and asked yourself what the fuck??? who the fuck did you just become?? what version of you made that decision?? that choice??? something so stupid it’s like funny but also so stupid it will make people genuinely worry about your ability to function as an Adult Person so you can’t even tell a story about it because you need to maintain some semblance of rational thinking?

anyway I’m not gonna provide an example but you know????