Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
-chirping noise-
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
update:
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
one day she is going to go to the depths of the amazon and catch the most dangerous animal there. Then the tribes that have not seen the outside world will revere her as a god and she will tame all the animals in the world and enslave everyone.


