Blogs to Review : every Sharkpony blog ever.
http://bleedshark.tumblr.com/
http://ask-sullen.tumblr.com/
http://nibbletteponyshark.tumblr.com/
http://sharkpone.tumblr.com/
http://ask-a-whiteshark.tumblr.com/
http://ask-maydaymayday.tumblr.com/
http://ask-sue-nami.tumblr.com/
http://r613.tumblr.com/About the OC(s) :
They are all shark. Congrats. You done something very creative.
God,this sentence already smells of sarcasm. anyway….
While These OC’s are the pinnacle of creativity (Unlike the other bazillion crossbreeds wich should have never seen the light of day) they are still dumb as Justin biebers fans (Which should also habe never seen the light of day) who still try to deny that bieber is a gigant Douche. They all share the same Characteristics : Half-breed Sexual predators with a brain of an Ant and the Looks of a tuna. i tried to make differences between these “Things” but honestly they are all the same except the Color shemes.
About the Story :
Watch Arielle. That explains it pretty much.
Art Style : most of those things are made by Half-assed Ass kissing artists who just want to get quick fame by riding a Fandom Train so you can imagine how far their skills are. (For those who don’t : Look at other Fandom Hype Blogs Aka. Mane-iac,Batshitshy and King “Rodriguez” Sombra.) Most of them are highly praised “Unique art stylez” wich are, in almost all cases, copied from another Artist (Preferably one they asskiss)
About the Mod(s) :
Since the reason of their Blogs was to gain Attention by creating a Very original idea the mods think they are such Special snowflakes in the big pile of snow in Canada. Yes, Canada IS a real country. No, I don’t think they know that. The mods are giant asskissers who don’t give a fuck about thier followers or the Quality of thier Blogs. the most shit they do is Ripped off from anywhere else but nobody thinks that its bad because of “Artistic freedom”
Rating : Please God kill me / 10 - Call the Asian fishermen
While I like the colourful comparisons, I have to just say one thing. If you’re going to “critique” something, actually critique it and not just insult it. Give some suggestions so people can better themselves and as for originality, perhaps they just like sharks. Also, I’m pretty sure (call me crazy) But it there is a small chance that, maybe, the mods made the blogs for something other than attention like, I don’t know.. Fun? Many, if not all, of the sharkpone mods are nice and just run a blog for fun.
Next time, you should do research and not… Well I would say half ass it but that would mean you at least tried.
So on on the review scale from sega power to nostalgia critic, you fall just behind game informer… And that said CoD ghosts was a 9.5.
