you know what i just remembered? Merle insisted he needed to be shirtless to parlay. Now, playing chess with john completely shirtless for 50 cycles is funny in of itself. BUT think about how john learned how to parlay. Do you think john realized he didnt need to be shirtless? do you think in johns last moments of self awareness when talking to merle he wore no shirt?

“there is a dwarf. Loose. in the multiverse!” john mulaney hunger

its him

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John homestuck hunger

I JUST REALIZED

Parle with the hunger is how merle died 58 times!