The signs as Undertale inside jokes
Aries: You're going to have a bad time
Taurus: Undyne suplexes a huge boulder, just because she can
Gemini: Fuck you Flowey
Cancer: Spaghetti
Leo: Temmie
Virgo: Bone puns
Libra: DETEMMIENATION
Scorpio: Anime is like cartoons but with swords/guns
Sagittarius: You're Hitler
Capricorn: Junior Jumble Word Search puzzles
Aquarius: Lesser Dog
Pisces: Anime is real
THE SIGNS AS ANIME CLICHES

nigganomicz:

SCORPIO is THE TRAGICALLY SAD BACKSTORY

CANCER is FUCKING NOSEBLEEDS EVERY SINGLE TIME

ARIES is THE SUPER LONG 5 MINUTE INTRO

CAPRICORN is SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGING TO FALL INTO PISCES TITS

VIRGO is DA CHOSEN ONE!!1 WHO SOMEHOW HAD SECRET FUCKING POWERS ALL THEIR LIFE BUT HAD NO IDEA ABOUT IT

SAGITTARIUS is THE ACCIDENTAL PERVERT

LEO is THE TRANSFER STUDENT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO BE A TOTAL BADASS

LIBRA is THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT EATS LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN STARVING ALL THEIR LIFE

AQUARIUS is THE OVER ABUSIVE FEMALE CHARACTER

GEMINI is RANDOM PANTY SHOTS

PISCES is THE CHARACTER WITH THE GIGANTIC PAIR OF BOOBS THAT MANAGE TO DEFY GRAVITY AND BREAK LOGIC

TAURUS is *CLENCHES FIST* THE VERY DETERMINED ONE WHO MUST GET STRONGER

Put your sign and your Harry Potter house
The Signs as Gems/Fusions

officialkeikoandgilly:

fandom-zodiac:

Aries: Ruby

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Taurus: Amethyst

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Gemini: Rose

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Cancer: Sapphire

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Leo: Sardonyx

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Virgo: Pearl

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Libra: Sugilite

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Scorpio: Lapis Lazuli

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Sagittarius: Peridot

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Capricorn: Stevonnie

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Aquarius: Garnet

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Pisces: Opal

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Nice, Garnet.

list of squads

sweet-poni:

kan3k1:

astrologybro:

shy at first, then talkative as hell: leo, taurus, cancer, aries

cries when happy squad: pisces, gemini, libra, aquarius

cares too much about people they shouldn’t squad: scorpio, leo, sagittarius, virgo

too shy to ask for help squad; taurus, capricorn, aquarius, libra

can never say no when people ask for help squad: leo, aries, pisces

secretly kinky squad: gemini, cancer, capricorn

never knows what they want squad: aries, scorpio, leo

needy but doesn’t mean to be squad: libra, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius

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literally every one of these

The Signs As Childhood Cartoons

rainbowzodiac:

Aries: Ed, Edd n Eddy

Taurus: Pokemon

Gemini: Danny Phantom

Cancer: The Powerpuff Girls

Leo: Courage the Cowardly Dog

Virgo: Avatar: The Last Airbender

Libra: Totally Spies!

Scorpio: Codename: Kids Next Door

Sagittarius: Spongebob Squarepants

Capricorn: Jimmy Neutron

Aquarius: Kim Possible

Pisces: The Fairly Odd Parents

The signs as unicorns
Aries: Flaming mane, pale coat with brown eyes that turn red in the light; deep adventurous scars along the snout, jagged crimson horn.
Taurus: Earthy green coat with a dark, verdant mane in which deciduous tree plants and leaves grow; sage colored eyes and a beaming viridian horn that emits sunlight.
Gemini: Bright maroon mane with wildflowers weaved in, rosy coat with fuchsia spots scattered on the flanks and cheeks; eyes the color of red wine and a horn made of pure garnet.
Cancer: Light airy blue coat with azure blue blush on the flanks, seashells twined in a beryl-tinted mane; long white seafoam fur skirted around the legs to the hoofs.
Leo: Blazing mane and a flickering coat; glowing scarlet eyes and hoofs that leave burnt prints in the ground with each step, exhales steam from the snout.
Virgo: Cool, long, lush mane with coniferous plants and pine cones growing within it; a deep jade colored coat with tawny spots along the flanks, sheds tears of tree sap.
Libra: Long glossy silver mane and a slick, lustrously purple orchid colored coat; precious gems encrusted on the hoofs, pure white irises and a rosy blush.
Scorpio: Deep blood mane that bears red roses with a crimson coat; walks as if on glass, pressuring black eyes and a sharp black horn with rose thorns spiraled around it.
Sagittarius: Dark royal blue coat with white spots splattered across like stars in the sky, mane black as the night; shining eyes that twinkle.
Capricorn: Snow white mane whose surface accumulates snowflakes, a wintry pale blue coat from which permafrost is emitted; long white eyelashes and glacial eyes, longish wispy snow fur spread around the legs and hoofs.
Aquarius: Pastel blue coat with a fluorescent pink blush along the flanks, softer pink mane with sparkles spread across; lavender irises and a horn made of diamond.
Pisces: Rosy curled mane with tied bows, a peachy coat with pink gold enveloping the hoofs; a horn glossed in pink lacquer, magenta sparkling eyes.
quality blog vs. shitposter
quality blog: capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius
shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio
quality shitposter: pisces
actual shit: libra
signs and hugging
no physical contact: gemini, VIRGO, libra, capricorn
occasional huggers: aquarius, scorpio, leo, aries
hug whores: SAGITTARIUS, cancer, taurus, pisces