Most to Least Intimidating Signs
Scorpio
Virgo
Aries
Taurus
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Gemini
Leo
Cancer
Pisces
Libra
seems like satan, isn't satan: taurus, gemini, leo, virgo, aquarius, pisces
seems like satan, is satan: aries, cancer, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
why ur sign is still single
aries: moody as fuck
taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food
gemini: not committed enough and never has the time
cancer: too busy crying and watching tv
leo: too needy
virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day
libra: no reason ur perfect
scorpio: trust issues and jealousy
sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don't know what you want
capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything
aquarius: too insensitive
pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one
the zodiac signs as Stan Pines quotes
Aries: "The word please doesn't make me any money, kid."
Taurus: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle. Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!"
Cancer: "Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face."
Leo: "You see, it's, it's funny because marriage is terrible!"
Virgo: "Yes, YES! Burn the child!"
Libra: "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule."
Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame."
Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing."
Aquarius: "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash."
Pisces: "Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!"
zodiac signs listening to music in the car
Aries: singing intensely, pretending they’re in a music video for it
Taurus: loves the lyrics more than anything, knows every word and you will hear them singing them over the song
Gemini: singing thinking that everyone else on the road is watching them when literally no one isCancer: strangely sings the songs in weird little voices/accents, very unpredictable with the aux, be wary
Leo: never ever ever lets the song finish and turns the volume down to talk about some shit??
Virgo: owns the aux and rightfully so, they put on jams you don’t even know about yet, they show you the light
Libra: they get crazy into it like don’t you dare turn the volume down for anything
Scorpio: all up in their feelings even if it’s fucking nickelback
Sagittarius: hands are everywhere from air drums to punching the air to being a orchestrator
Capricorn: does a weird moves with their shoulders, half assed moves
Aquarius: always, always hand them the aux, they’re the only you can trust will come thru 100% of the time
Pisces: puts on their jams and sings and let’s it all out, loves listening to music in the car the most
