yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Im not gonna stop (bard) from eating brownies out of the trash

Monk: I AM going to stop (bard) from eating brownies out of the trash

Bard: Im going to use prestidigitation to clean it and you CANT stop me!

yourplayersaidwhat:

*the party met a party of NPCs that were same races and classes but swapped*

bard: Are these the dark counterparts of us

DM: No,theyre good.

Bard: Wait, are we good?

Rogue: No

yourplayersaidwhat:

Players are crossing a snowy tundra when they encounter a frost golem

shirtless monk: Im going to attack it with my nipples

yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard OOC: Technically we havent killed anyone that matters