Silver Tongue

Impa: Kakariko used to be home to the shiekah but we were all wiped out with me the sole survivor. So I opened its gates for the public to take refuge in

Link: oh thats rough. Was it because of the hylian civil war?

Impa: No. its because we drank corpse water

Link: come again?

Impa: Yeah we sealed undead monstrosities under the well to rot for eternity. As a result we got sick constantly. I was spared because i spent most of my life tending to the princess and had clean water

Link: Well at least you destroyed the evils poisoning the well before opening it to the public, right?

Impa:

Link: Right? You.. You did do that right? cmon you cant leave me hanging onthis one

Impa: OH hey do you hear that? I think zelda is calling me. I gotta go!

aginpro:
“sweet-apple-analysis:
“ goldencapcaravans:
“ jwh33zy:
“ f1r3w4rr10r:
“ Ghost Recon Online: The Wolf Among Us
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Skyrim and Angry Birds?!
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Assassins Creed 3 and The Binding of Isaac. Welp that`s freaking disturbing.
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Metal Gear Solid 3:...

aginpro:

sweet-apple-analysis:

goldencapcaravans:

jwh33zy:

f1r3w4rr10r:

Ghost Recon Online: The Wolf Among Us

Skyrim and Angry Birds?!

Assassins Creed 3 and The Binding of Isaac. Welp that`s freaking disturbing.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Human Revolutions….a futuristic stealth action game and a stealth action game set in the 1960’s…how do I comprehend this

saints Row the windwaker

i can imagine playing as link with a 2 meter long dildo and buying up hyrule as you pimp it up

Ocarina of time and dwarves vs zombies. this should be interesting.