yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: Listen, we aren’t all idiots

DM: you’re in zone of truth, you cant lie like that

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM ooc: Are you going to kill [gnolls] or spare them?

Rogue ooc: My first inclination is to kill them to teach them a lesson

Monk: What lesson could they possibly learn by being killed?

DM ooc: That people die when they are killed

yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: This may have been the most evil thing ive done

DM: YOU UNDID THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF TACOS FROM HISTORY AND REALITY

a tiefling kid from my campaign. he’s 14 and went to neverwinter university.He had exceptional abjuration abilities which turned out to be the result of a very powerful relic. My players put him in a hospital.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Rogue: oh yeah, we did meet [drow npc] but we didnt tell you because we were mad at you

Bard: why were you mad at me?

DM: oh i know why. because. you. are. a bard…

DM: ….

DM: No further explination