honestly i dont know why people are still surprised that nintendo wins e3 every year when theyre the ones that just focus on the games. while other other consoles focus on rendering 56 million individual pores on the skin nintendo has just been makin games and things people actually enjoy.
I feel like accomplished something today. I finally got the nintendo coin on dk 64 and that was back when nintendo games were still hard and it was making it harder by making original dk which was very hard and I finally beat that part so I am gonna buy a cake.
I bought a cake.
My hands are shaking and there is adrenaline in my veins. I entered the last level of DK64 and had to shut down the death ray within the time limit by first finding it,opening a bunch of doors by flying through hoops and then knocking down gates and then doing two minigames for each person, 10 minigames total. I managed to shut down the death ray with only 1:03 to spare. Why can’t games be hard and satisfying like they used to? Why can’t there be another DK game like DK64?
Son of a bitch.
I just realized!
The miis on smash bros. The fact that reggie was one of the first miis shown!
“Xbox one can do so many things like surf the web, play next gen games like CoD ghosts and do real time chat!”
“Can it play pokemon or zelda?”
“Shit”
Moral of the story, games make the console good, not the console itself…
And xbone sucks.
Now that I’m 18, I can make adult decisions.
Wait, what’s this?
Fuck, this is the hardest choice I’ve ever made!
Huzzah, I made my choice! now to start pla-
wait.
I was not prepared for this!
I made it past that tough decision so-
Oh no, not again!
Okay, now-
what!? Okay, this one’s simple so-
AH! Just keep calm. Nobody is-
!
C!
C!
The answer is always C!
Whew! I made it of that devil train finally. Now I can-
OH FUCK NO!
Fuck that shit!
That’s better!
FUCKING HELL!
