tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg
tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this
tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered?
tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important
tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back
tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire
tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??
tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now
tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM
Post post modernism
tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?
tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!
tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes
tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she
tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff
it seems i have frightened @daddy-double-d away. he has ceased responding to my messages. I have also given up on making contact with august @memeufacturing. he’s either ignoring me, or so popular that he has failed to notice me.
which is too bad. I also like fluffy dogs and Justice
Didn’t I tell you? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
You just crossed the FUCKING LINE. I’m a very logical man, but i can be pushed to my LIMITS, and you just MADE ME ANGRY. you don’t even know what you unleashed. I’ve observed the most trained and skilled warriors of this earth, I will go all Ezio on your sorry ass. I will HUNT and STALK my prey, you can expect me soon, heh.Calm down, pal.
You need to calm down you fucking gay SJW loving piece of shit. I WILL go dark and I will find you.
Wow, real mature coming from what seems to be an adult? More like a vicious man baby who never left his edgy 14 year old 4chan phase. I don’t even like Tumblr and their hypocritical, opressive SJWs and I think you’re taking it too far. Calm the fuck down before you get your confrontational, BOTDF loving ass beat by someone. You’re even worse than these mindless children on here. And by the way, being homophobic stopped being cool a long time ago. You’re probably just sad because even I, a fedora wearing brony that’s prone to getting roasted on the internet just for fitting all the stereotypes of one (PLUS I like cheetos) gets to dick more people than you. Get a life, get a Tinder or something, fix your attitude, and maybe you’ll be more likeable in the long run. Calm down.
Anything else I should add to this? I feel like I’ve said enough in response to your shitty attitude.
cumslutscootaloo redemption arc
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