we came to the conclusion that david bowie would be a fantastic dark one

Meanwhile in an ouat office au by the water cooler.

a-spoopy-mod:

Boy am I sure glad

She’s frozen in there

And we’re out here

And she’s the sheriff

Now that OUAT is back on, I feel like bringing this back.

The author is the most relatable character in OUAT because he spends his time jsut torturing his characters and writing possible AUs which lead to his ships fricking the frack and in the end, when he’s free to go, he goes back to his OTP to make sure it happens.

Crocodile was a charaotic neutral character in peter pan

Beast was the disney prince, a neutral good character

Someone ordered under the name “the author”

He’s from the enchanted forest, 

She’s from the enchanted forest

You’re from the enchanted forest

IM FROM THE ENCHANTED FOREST!

IS THERE ANYONE ELSE I’VE MET IN LIFE WHO WAS FROM THE ENCHANTED FOREST!?

meow

*hook manages to give ursula, who is considered a villain, a happy ending*

hook: “emma, I’m a villain and villains can’t have happy endings”