Im playin overwatch with @scraps-is-busy

so yeah after playing him i can say hes my absolute fav

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECKING BAAAAAAALLL

So I hadnt played overwatch since late 2017 or early 2018 like shortly after moira was introduced. it took a while to shake the rust off but i finally remembered how to play.

broke; lucio, zenyata and dva are the dabbing memesters

woke; ana, reinhardt and possibly morrison are born within this current decade and could feasibly be in elementary school while kids are T-posing in fields

people who dont like hammond: This supersmart hamster is so out of place in this world with enhanced gorillas from the same facility, unexplained magic dragons, irish piss wizards, robot airbenders, cowboys and blue women.

people who like hammond: Fuck yeah, chaotic neutral hamster ball!

seelcudoom:

silver-tongues-blog:

okay so widowmaker has been genetically modified to have slower heartrate and breathing to steady her aim and thats why shes blue due to slow oxygen and low body temp but why is her hair blue?

They just thought a vlonde smurf looked weird so they dyed it

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“one shot, one kill”

okay so widowmaker has been genetically modified to have slower heartrate and breathing to steady her aim and thats why shes blue due to slow oxygen and low body temp but why is her hair blue?

Gabe Shoots Antonio

Gabe: we had no choice.

Jesse: What the fuck? do you know how long i had to work a shitty below minimum wage job to get here?

Genji: Can we get mcdonalds? I want to get a mcflurry.

Moira: There goes my saturday. I was going to finally finish Inuyasha but now we have to deal with this

So when playing on low gravity gamemode, i got sent way fucking high for like 15 seconds by junkrat. try as we might we simply could not hit each other. Worst part is that it was the POTG