im not like other girls

silver-tongues-blog:

I scream

i have fingerless gloves

I bite

I pretend to be dead when scared

i’m immune to rabies

I keep the tick population in check

I sleep hanging upsidedown by my tail

im the only north american marsupial

Hello everyone and welcome to game theory

Gramps who we all know is link from LTTP in LBW and that hes 80 according to rumor guy. so since he was 16 when he defeated ganon and 80 in link between worlds, its a 64 year gap

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64 years later

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Therefor, forever is 64 years.

But hey, thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY

Let’s talk about monster energy.

Look at the logo

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It’s hebrew 666 and devil stuff, right? WRONG!

Look closer

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The top of the first two lines are connected and the third is not.

What hebrew number is the first part actually?

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8. The real number is 86. and who has 86 snakes for her hair?

Motherfucking medusa!

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Monster energy is not about the devil getting into your home, it’s about turning you into stone. Or stoners. which is a majority of the people who drink monster energy. And who planned this out? Let’s take another look!

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That’s right. 

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It was the motherfucking illuminati.

I hate Air. air is not a joke. and you should not breath it.

mangosart:

Down with air 2015. air is the worst thing. if you support air you are just should be in jail. how dare you even breath. i hate air so you have no rights to like it. because if you do you will hurt my feeling.

It is a fact that 100% of the people who breath air die. Sometimes they die due to the painful withdrawal symptoms withing minutes of quitting.

More on this at 9:00…
(Why is it so fun to make fun of idiots?)

More on this at 9:00…

(Why is it so fun to make fun of idiots?)

So when I heard about the down with molestia thing I could only think of the princess turning it into an innuendo. I am not sorry for making this joke.

So when I heard about the down with molestia thing I could only think of the princess turning it into an innuendo. I am not sorry for making this joke.