I scream
i have fingerless gloves
I bite
I pretend to be dead when scared
i’m immune to rabies
I keep the tick population in check
I sleep hanging upsidedown by my tail
im the only north american marsupial
Gramps who we all know is link from LTTP in LBW and that hes 80 according to rumor guy. so since he was 16 when he defeated ganon and 80 in link between worlds, its a 64 year gap
64 years later
Therefor, forever is 64 years.
But hey, thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY
Let’s talk about monster energy.
Look at the logo
It’s hebrew 666 and devil stuff, right? WRONG!
Look closer
The top of the first two lines are connected and the third is not.
What hebrew number is the first part actually?
8. The real number is 86. and who has 86 snakes for her hair?
Motherfucking medusa!
Monster energy is not about the devil getting into your home, it’s about turning you into stone. Or stoners. which is a majority of the people who drink monster energy. And who planned this out? Let’s take another look!
That’s right.
It was the motherfucking illuminati.
Down with air 2015. air is the worst thing. if you support air you are just should be in jail. how dare you even breath. i hate air so you have no rights to like it. because if you do you will hurt my feeling.
It is a fact that 100% of the people who breath air die. Sometimes they die due to the painful withdrawal symptoms withing minutes of quitting.
