The perks of working at a pizza place.

The thing that finally prompted me to put pants on were pizza rolls

My frozen pizza came with extra pepperoni.

I have been a pizza delivery man for a month now and  still nobody has offered to pay for the pizza in sex. I’m starting to think that the pornos lied to me.

breakfast: Leftover frozen pizza

lunch: lunchable pizza

dinner: Microwavable pizza.

I like pizza.

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adurot:

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searchiechan:

Are you my mummy

I knew this was coming. I am disappointed it came from you, Searchie. :C

I thought it…

Thinking it is fine, saying it is not because it’s a lame and overdone reference. I really hate overdone things.

What’s that? You like overdone things?

I was actually going to make that joke myself but I was afraid the rest of what I said wouldn’t be taken seriously anymore haha.

I was gonna make a pizza joke as well, but it was too cheesy.