Silver Tongue
new pokemon character. His name is Chou and he sells cabbages.

new pokemon character. His name is Chou and he sells cabbages.

Check out my new mew. His name is moses and he is just absolutely done with Ozy and Ramses shit.

Check out my new mew. His name is moses and he is just absolutely done with Ozy and Ramses shit.

This is Aluminum. Or Al for short. He’s the younger brother of my growlith/eevee Silver.

This is Aluminum. Or Al for short. He’s the younger brother of my growlith/eevee Silver.

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silver-tongues-blog:

You know, ORAS dialogue actually sounds pretty fucking stupid if you never actually use mega evolution. Everyone is all like “oh you’ve mastered mega evolution” and “you are the chosen one. see how your pokemon can mega evolve?” and you’re just like “I literally have not mega evolved once.”

AND THIS ONE TOO

Wow Delta Episode is disappointing

silver-tongues-blog:

Like, Rayquaza is a huge fucking disappointment and why the fuck do they throw two legendaries in a row without giving you the option of going and restocking on ultra balls?

Also, rayquazas mega looks fucking stupid and is really bad to lose. He dies in one hit against whatsherface who battles you immediately after you catch rayquaza for no fucking reason. Deyoxys is weak as fuck. He can only kill rayquaza who is forced to be in his mega at the very start of the battle making him the first mega I’ve used much to my chagrin. Also, I the last half hour of my life was wasted because I fucking ran out of ultra balls when trying to catch deoxys because they don’t let you go and restock.

Also, the stuff the characters say make no fucking sense if you never actually used any megas the entire game because they go and praise how good you are at mega and how close your pokemon are to be able to mega evolve and I’m just like “I have never even mega evolved any of my pokemon because that’s fuckign stupid”

Also, the stuff she says after you battle her makes no sense if you lose to her, which I did in hopes to get back to a town so I can buy more ultra balls.

TL:DR

Rayquaza was overhyped, the part where you face rayquaza then immediately battle the daconoid and then immediately face deoxys were poorly thought out and the stuff they say makes no sense if you never mega evolve.

BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I AM SUPER PISSED NOW

But Rayquaza is a precious cinnamon roll and must be protected.

masteraura:

silver-tongues-blog:

scraps-is-busy:

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DO CINNAMON ROLLS GO GWAARGH!? No, that is clearly… A SINNAMON ROLL!

RAYQUAZA IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH

AFTER BEING BUILT UP TO BE THIS BADASS DRAGON OF THE SKY WHO PREVENTED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD ON MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS, HE ENDS UP:

DOING NO DAMAGE

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Originally posted by chipsprites

GETS CAUGHT ON THE FIRST BALL

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Originally posted by silverjolteon

LOSING TO SPACE NERD IN ONE HIT AND RUINED MY NON-MEGA PLAYTHROUGH BY REQUIRING HIM TO BE MEGA LIKE A BITCH

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Originally posted by chipsprites

ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH

FUCK REQUAZA

FUCK MEGA EVOLUTIONS

FUCK THE SKY

He is just trying to be the best Sky Noodle he can be.

yeah, well his best isn’t enough. you wanna know what he lost to? When I was fighting him, an Aron.

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Originally posted by sunrisespectrum

When I was using him, a fucking goodra in one hit.

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Originally posted by h0ppip

And then again in one hit against a space noodle

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Originally posted by shinycaterpie

He may be doing his best but he’s clearly not good at it. I wouldn’t be so pissed if he wasn’t built up to be a super god of awesomeness with an entire temple built to his glory and him being spoken about in legends. Like, imagine if the master sword ended up being made of foam. That’s how pissed I am.

But Rayquaza is a precious cinnamon roll and must be protected.

scraps-is-busy:

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DO CINNAMON ROLLS GO GWAARGH!? No, that is clearly… A SINNAMON ROLL!

RAYQUAZA IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH

AFTER BEING BUILT UP TO BE THIS BADASS DRAGON OF THE SKY WHO PREVENTED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD ON MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS, HE ENDS UP:

DOING NO DAMAGE

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Originally posted by chipsprites

GETS CAUGHT ON THE FIRST BALL

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Originally posted by silverjolteon

LOSING TO SPACE NERD IN ONE HIT AND RUINED MY NON-MEGA PLAYTHROUGH BY REQUIRING HIM TO BE MEGA LIKE A BITCH

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Originally posted by chipsprites

ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH

FUCK REQUAZA

FUCK MEGA EVOLUTIONS

FUCK THE SKY

People are making legendaries based off of things. So this is mariana. The manaphy based off of the deeper parts of the ocean.

People are making legendaries based off of things. So this is mariana. The manaphy based off of the deeper parts of the ocean.

So I, uh, just did the math

zombieabbyka:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

Undertale is catching up at 0.1% every ten minutes so at this rate, it would take 8.7 hours just to be even. That’s cutting it a little too close considering there’s only 9.3 hours left. C’mon people, vote!

Say, since you’re doing math right now, mind calculating the chances Undertale would have against FF7 or SSBMelee since it’s being pit up against one of those two afterwards?

well, it’s going to have a much easier chance of beating those because melee, FF VII and OoT are the top three games people are sick of winning on that site.

Well clearly not since they even got this far

Melee beat Pokemon GSC and Chrono Trigger, Not to mention Melee elitists are notorious for treating everything as if it’s serious business

Even if you really like pokemon, vote Undertale because the forum is full of bitching and it’s just funny.

No, that’s a bad thing to say. THe proper thing to say is, even if you like pokemon, you should vote undertale because the poll is undertale vs pokemon gen1 which is the agruably the worst gen.

everytime someone complains that new pokemon are based off of ice cream or trash, I like to remind them that Gen 1 had not two but four pokemon based off of polution, two based off of magnets and one based off of eggs